Spike's walkies blog with swearing & pictures
You do walk a lot, don't you? I often wonder how far I've walked in my life, how many words I've read, etc.I always imagined there should be a built-in meter that tells you how far you've walked, how many words you've said, how much food you've eaten etc. I'll stop right there.
I do. It gets the doctor off my back.How handy would the built-in meter be? Imagine CSI. "Hmm, 3 tonnes of potato crisps, 700,842 bottles of tequila, 3 squillion family sized pizza--" "Whoa. That's a lot of pizza, Gris."
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