This week it has mostly been pissing it down. Enough to be really really irritating but not enough for it to no longer be considered a water shortage. Who'd have thunk it, a water shortage in Britain ;)
Enough to be really really irritating but not enough for it to no longer be considered a water shortage.
1. This is really evil rain.
2. Also, it's just crying out for a proper name like maybe 'shrain' which is of course short for shitty rain.
water shortage in Britain
I never thunk it till I saw it on the telly last night. Drought in the UK is a concept not easily wrestled with and the science types they had on were mainly just scratching their heads.
Did you know in some parts of England it's still legal to shoot Welshmen? You have to use a crossbow, theres has to be two or more (to consider it an invasion) and it has to be after a certain time but hey, I'm patient ;)
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CLOUDS!! You have clouds!! Mwahahahaha!! Welcome to my world ;)
LOL. I take it it's been snowing and/or pissing down rain up your way.
This week it has mostly been pissing it down.
Enough to be really really irritating but not enough for it to no longer be considered a water shortage.
Who'd have thunk it, a water shortage in Britain ;)
Enough to be really really irritating but not enough for it to no longer be considered a water shortage.
1. This is really evil rain.
2. Also, it's just crying out for a proper name like maybe 'shrain' which is of course short for shitty rain.
water shortage in Britain
I never thunk it till I saw it on the telly last night. Drought in the UK is a concept not easily wrestled with and the science types they had on were mainly just scratching their heads.
Shrain is definately an accurate description for this type of rain.
Also, I think most of the water is in Wales, I believe they're storing it as a bargaining tool for when they make a bid for independence.
ROFL.
I reckon if Big Ears was no longer their prince they might be prepared to share.
If not you'll either have to re-invade or drink your own wee. Which we'll be doing by August 2008, I'll let you know how it tastes.
Did you know in some parts of England it's still legal to shoot Welshmen? You have to use a crossbow, theres has to be two or more (to consider it an invasion) and it has to be after a certain time but hey, I'm patient ;)
Mwha!
Does it have to be a yew and whatsit crossbow or one of they modern steel spring jobs?
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