Sunday, October 16, 2005


Pasted from mailing group & from here.

What to do with Bin Laden/ George Bush/ John Weasel Howard:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore I suggest we do neither.
Let the special Forces, Seals, or whoever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complex sex change operation.
Then return her to Afghanistan/ America/ Australia to live as a woman under the Taliban/ as her own wife.

They told me you weren't dumb enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a narcissist? An offer you can't understand.

Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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